Rage against the chickens

I’m very close to declaring war on chickens. This is strange because I love chickens, they are providers of eggs and tasty, tasty meat. They are quite stupid and feathered but little baby chicks are adorable, even when I know that they are going to be dinner.

My major problem is that chickens do not belong in cities or city gardens and that my new neighbours (the ones with a patio garden!) moved in the week before last and sometime over the week I was on holiday, moved in some chickens complete with a cockrel (rooster).

I do understand the impulse to own chickens. I love the idea of a garden full of growing vegatables and chickens wondering around it. I can see the benefits of pets that make food and if you have children, owning chickens is a great way to teach them about where food comes from.

I can think of three major reasons not to do it and I’m going to lay (see what I did there?) them out here.

1) Noise.

You live in a city, packed with people. You may not talk to your neighbours but you know a lot about them because you can hear them. Seasoned city dwellers, just manage to tune most of the noise out. I do. However, it’s really hard to tune out the noise of your cockrel (or your hen who thinks its a cockrel) announcing it’s presence in the neighbourhood at 5am in the sodding morning. You may feel that this is a minor inconvience for the joy of fresh eggs every morning. I don’t and I’m not getting any eggs in this devils pact either. You know who else doesn’t enjoy it, the baby next door, who woke up and wailed for an hour (poor parents).

2) Vermin.

Chickens are messy eaters. All that feed you give them, it hangs around and attracts rats. It’s estimated that there are 10.5 million rats in the UK. They’re pretty lazy and they like to be near food. You’ve just provided them with food. Thanks for that, I want to be even nearer rats than I already am. There are also foxes but I’ll address that in my next point.

3) It’s cruel.

You wouldn’t think it was cruel, you have a garden, you have hens. They come out of their coops, peck a bit and go back into them overnight and lay you a tasty egg. That’s all very well but you live in a neighbourhood with a thriving urban fox population. I have no real objection to foxes, they eat rats which is going to be useful if you will insist on keeping chickens. However, foxes also like chickens, more accurately, they like biting chickens heads off. I have seen foxes prowl around a hen run again and again looking for a way in. This causes a lot of alarm in the chickens, cue more night-time noise and eventually that fox finds a way in and kills all your chickens, cue distress and blood and feathers all over the place.  So what do you do, you secure your coop and keep the hens in all the time. So now the hens are hardly out of the coop, because you can’t let them out when you’re not at home and at night/evening they need to be locked up in your hen Fort Knox. So your hens are now traumatised by foxes and practically battery chickens.

Well done, you’ve alienated your neighbours with noise and vermin for hens that aren’t well looked after.

I do understand why you what to keep chickens, I understand the impulse to go all Good Life, I used to have an allotment for goodness sake! People need to understand that keeping chickens isn’t an activity designed for city life. It disturbs your neighbours, attracts pests and isn’t fair on the animals. If you want to teach your children about where food comes from, city farms, trips to the country and growing some are all good. If you really want to keep chickens, maybe get an allotment (although you wouldn’t be able to keep a cockrel and the other welfare rules are quite strict) but please don’t inflict on others, what my new neighbours are about to inflict on me. It’s not nice.

What about you? Pro livestock in the city or anti? Do you keep chickens?

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The Weekend

Ok so technically because it’s a Bank Holiday, it’s still the weekend but as the only things I intend to do today are housework, cooking, shopping and sorting out holiday photos and not a huge amount happened over the rest of the weekend, I’d thought I’d update today!

Friday night was our last day in Amble and I ate all the Spurellis ice cream I could. Say hello to the amazing Knickerbocker Glory!

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There was also Friday Night Pizza, and then some packing and bed.

On Saturday morning, I ended my lovely holiday but falling down the stairs! Never hurry down carpeted stairs while wearing socks. I have the biggest, blackest bruise and it hurts to sit down.  It’s never a nice thing to do but it sucks to do it, just before you’re about to spend 6-ish hours in a car!

The sky on the way home were amazing.

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I’m always sad to leave Amble but I’m always happy to be home and once we got home, I spent the evening unpacking and enjoying that!

On Sunday we went up to Watford to see the family and had lunch outside, because the sun is trying to shine at the moment! Oli roped his Grandma into being rescued. Oli loves to rescue people!

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Today is going to be about prep for the working week, while it is good to be home, 6am tomorrow morning is going to hurt a bit!!

What was your weekend like?

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Coming home

Time to get back to normal life and work. With the memories of here to calm and encourage me..

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Friday Links

Because I have been on holiday to a place where there isn’t very much internet. In Alnwick you’ll get 3G but not anywhere else and yes this is why holidays in England are good. They remind me that London is not the centre of the universe, that and all the ruined castles and beautiful views…

Anyway, the lack of the internet has meant that my reading has been limited to actual, printed things, like newspapers and books, which means no Friday links. Instead, I’m going direct you to Kate, who is much more enterprising than me and has a links post every day!

Have fun..

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How to squeeze a lemon

It’s ok, I’m not going to actually show you how to squeeze a lemon, although if you’re squeezing lot of them, say for your daughter’s Friday Night Cocktails birthday party. Wear an apron or you may sort of bleach your shirt and thus render it unwearable for said party!

I always have lemon and limes in my house. You can’t have a gin and tonic without a lime (unless it’s Hendricks or Chase or heaven forbid, Hoxton..) and they are really good just to squeeze into water to make it a little more interesting. However, they aren’t just for drinking, I use them in cooking too, they add a bit of life to a boring soup or stir fry and intensify the salty flavour in things without the need for more salt.

Recently, I’ve taken to having oranges and grapefruits around too for juice or eating and because I like the smell of them.

I am devoted to these squeezers for squeezing them.

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Yes I have the three variations, I think they are wonderful. They get the job done and make extracting juice (because there is a limit to how often I can say squeeze before I feel like I’m in a Carry on film…) easier and less messy and this is something that my mother will thank me for!

I got mine from Amazon (green, yellow, orange) but I’m pretty sure that any good kitchen shop will have them and they are ace!

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Ordinary, useful things

I try to live by the maxim that I shouldn’t have anything in the house that I don’t know to be beautiful or useful. Actually, I try to have both at the same time and although I don’t always succeed, nowhere is this more obvious than in my choice of drinking and wine glasses.

I have a bad habit of becoming ridiculously attached to inanimate objects and am really clumsy, so I needed to find glasses that I liked but that were affordable and easy to replace. Glasses break and I didn’t want to feel awful or have other people feel awful about that if it happened. I also didn’t want the bill if I had lovely expensive glasses in a cupboard that fell off a wall (and yes, that happened to Stef, lots of lovely Dartington crystal dead because a workman hammered the wrong wall not fun at all)

I have and love my wine glasses but I’ve always quite liked the French idea of glasses that you use for everything, like Christelle’s family do it. Mike and Christelle picked up some Duralex Picardie glasses and when her family where here for the wedding and we used them for wine, whisky, water and coffee and tea.

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This is where I confess that I’m not too keen on the classic Picardie shape.  I like the ones that Matt and Ruth (godchildren 2 to 5 parents) use. They’re also Duralex but the Gigogne rather than the Picardie.  Unlike the Picardie, which you can get in loads of sizes, the Gigogne come in 3 sizes, a 9oz ‘shot’ glass and the 16oz and 22oz. The design is rounder with no fluting and seems a bit more industrial. Just like the Picardie, they are good for coffee, tea, wine, whiskey and whatever other liquid you fancy, I think that they would make great glasses for mousse or ice cream and I love the way they feel in your hand.

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Because they are toughened glass, they are safe for small children too.  They aren’t the cheapest thing you’ll ever buy but they aren’t expensive either. John Lewis sell them and really, if you were setting up home and didn’t have money for all lots of differing glassware, these would be perfect and sturdy.

The 22oz and 16oz

The 22oz and 16oz

Also while I’m here, go and read this about Duralex being rescued by the management, ’cause it’s really interesting!

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What I’ve Read – April 2013

After the Snow – S. D. Crockett

This was Luc’s holiday book (every holiday, Luc, one of my godchildren, read a book together, this started as a way to get him to read more English books, he and his siblings are being brought up bilingual and go to a French school.) He chose this and neither of us are quite sure about it. Luc thought that Willo the main character was ‘a bit thick’, I did point out that he wasn’t so much stupid as unaware of what was happening anywhere else and that wasn’t all his fault. Having said that, I really objected to the way Willo spoke, I don’t know if it was being used to convey that he did have learning issues but because no-one else in the book spoke like that I found it jarring and unrealistic. Luc also objected to the coincidence at the end and the series of events did seem a bit to neat and tidy. I also thought the ending was rushed but that could be because I read it quickly because I wanted to be done with it. I felt that Crockett threw the kitchen sink at it, so lots of the book just doesn’t mesh.

Forgive My Fins – Tera Childs

Luc’s sister has never needed any encouragement to read in either English or French. However, she announced that she didn’t think it was fair that Luc got to talk to me all through the holidays about books and she didn’t.  I told her to go and pick a book and this was her pick, which we read over the Bank Holiday.

First up, Helene and Luc are 12, the only reading rules they have are:

1) If the book is written in English, that’s the language the book needs to be read in and vice versa for books written in French;

2) They can’t see the film until they’ve read the book (this was the Harry Potter rule – they were too young to see the later films without first having read about it).

Aside from those two. They can choose what they want to read, she and her brother are both reading ahead of their age but I think that’s how you learn. Anything she picks up that we think may have tricky content in or be too difficult, we discuss but we’ve (that’s her mother, step father, foster parents, grandfather and me – it’s complicated!) let them make their own decisions and they both know that they can come and talk to us about anything they find difficult or have questions about. This year, Oliver Twist was not a success but H learnt that we trust her to make decisions and she can trust us not to baby her. I did point blank refuse to read Lace and told her why (content and bad writing) and she decided to take my word for it. What has any of this to do with this book? Well, it wasn’t a dreadful book, but it wasn’t good either. H summed it up as, you’re enjoying it when you’re in it but too much of it doesn’t make sense. It’s the princess diaries with mermaids. I’m not going to read the second one but H reads with the single mindedness of a 12 year old so goes through lots of books.

The Madness Underneath – Maureen Johnson

I loved The Name of the Star, which I really didn’t expect and I really enjoyed this one too. Rory sounds like an American living in the UK. When I realised what the school was on top of about 2 minutes before Rory did, I thought it was a stroke of genius, but I did feel that this was all a bit rushed before it was time to move onto the next thing, which made me sad. This is clearly book 2 and has set things up nicely for the next one. It’s going to be a long wait for that book!

The Graveyard Book – Neil Gaiman

This is a re-read for me, but was my pick for Luc and Helene. It’s been an education to read it again with them chipping in. I think I’m most proud of the text I got from their Grandad “Luc says that Mr Frost is the man Jack”. I’m really pleased that he got it but one of the things that I love about Neil Gaiman is the way that all the clues are in the writing. You just think he has a wonderful turn of phrase but everything is there. H told me very early in (pages 33 and 34) that I “only liked the book because the drawings were like my photo”. It’s an illustrated book and I have the book with the Dave McKean illustrations, so that’s the one that they have. She’s sort of right, the illustration over those two pages is painfully like the Rainbow Arch on Lindisfarne.

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This is why re-reading books with others is so much fun, you find things that you would have missed by yourself. L & H really liked this, they liked that language was challenging. They loved Silas and Luc did ask if this was my way of telling them I was a vampire (I’m one of their guardians!). I’m not but I’m so pleased that that enjoyed it. It’s also reminded me that it’s nearly time to start Oli on the Gaiman books!

Intrusion – Ken MacLeod

This is on the shortlist for the Arthur C. Clarke Award. It’s set in a near future where responsible people have cameras in every room in the house, where the govt has a law that makes the decision ‘you would have made if you had all the information’ for you. It’s a easy to imagine and quite scary. I really liked it but I don’t have a huge amount more to say about it but I keep thinking about it.

Diamond Dove – Adrian Hyland

I bought this last year and it’s been sitting on my Kindle ever since, waiting for me to read. It’s a mystery and as a general rule, I don’t read mysteries, so it’s nice when stepping outside my reading comfort zone is rewarding. I really enjoyed this and although it all finished so quickly, I like that Hyland didn’t clean up the people or the way they lived but clearly loved the place and the people that lived there.

Angelmaker – Nick Harkaway

I’m not even halfway through yet but so far, I’m loving it.

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100 Days

In 100 days time, I turn 40.

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I was toying with a 40 things to do before 40 list. However, then I remembered who I am and what I’m like and that there’s no way in hell I’d get myself motivated for that. So here is a random list of stuff to do before August 6.

Paint the kitchen and bedroom

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Draft-proof the wooden floors

Paint the bathroom floor

Sent Ms T and Oli proper snail mail post

Sort out my ESTA for the Visa Waiver Program, even though the whole concept makes me cross..

Make apricot jam

Spend more time with Tina

Repair my blue necklace

Get the batteries in my watches replaced, because it’s ridiculous to have three non-working watches

Defrost the freezer

Run 5km without stopping

Go for a 12km walk

Knit another ‘fat lamb’

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Anything you think I should add? What would you do if you had 100 before you hit a ‘big’ birthday?

 

 

 

 

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Sunday Music

It was Ella Fitzgerald’s birthday on Thursday (she got her own google thingymajig)

So Black Coffee

 

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Middleham again

It’s still my favourite castle..

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