I’m not a wine snob. As a general rule, if it’s white I don’t like it to be too sweet and I don’t like oaky wine, if it’s fizz I’d prefer a cremant over prosecco, with red I generally pick a new world pinot noir or a cotes du rhone.

I’m a simple creature and I bought this wine because I liked the name and it was on special offer. A brilliant side effect is that everyone seems to like it. (Probably Mike and Charles wouldn’t but I can live with that!). What I like about it best of all is that every cork has one of the 19 crimes that would get you sent to Australia on it. It’s the adult version of collected the smarties caps to get the entire alphabet! This crime is my favourite so far: